Monday, 9 January 2012

Zombie + Pandemic survival list "Top 10"

Pandemic
No kissing with tongues
No Group hugging
Go pub (need to keep your fluids up)
Sneezing doesn't require a "bless you"just a evil stare




Zombie
Grease up (so the zombies can't keep hold of you.)
Wear sunglasses (killing zombies looks way cooler if you wear them but also protects from blood splatter)
Listen to fast pasted music to get you in a zombie killing mood.
Get some stilts so you can't be reached by hungry mouths.
Avoid kissing just in case
Always carry a weapon.
Baseball bat or Shovel?
Vaseline door handels

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